Marriage: A Holy Hand Grenade Against Holy Matrimony (Just Kidding, Kinda) Marriage is an institution that has been both praised as a heavenly haven and mocked as a ball and chain since, well, forever. But before we dive into the usual sappy sonnets or snarky stand-up routines, let’s crack open Hebrews 13:4-5 and see what it has to say about this whole “two-become-one” shebang. First off, it throws down the gauntlet: marriage is honourable, yo! Not just for some, not just for the lucky ones who snag the perfect unicorn spouse, but for everyone. This ain’t a competition for the cutest couple or the longest Instagram bio. It’s a dance of two souls, a messy, magnificent tango of love, support, and yes, even the occasional perfectly-timed fart (because let’s be real, that’s true intimacy). 🙈🙈 Now, about that “undefiled bed” business. No, it’s not about keeping your sheets pristine (although that’s always appreciated, honey). It’s about respecting the sacred space you’ve created, the cove...

The Curious Case of Broken Vows and Burgeoning Seminars: Can Celebrity Counsellors Crack the Code? There's a curious paradox plaguing the hallowed halls of matrimony. Marriages crumble like stale biscuits, divorce lawyers clink champagne glasses like celebratory bongo-players, and yet, marriage counsellors sprout like weeds after a downpour. Seminars promising marital nirvana fill calendars, workshops on "rekindling the spark" sell out faster than Kanye's Twitter account, and self-proclaimed love gurus, more bronze tan than bona fide wisdom, dominate every talk show podium. So, where's the disconnect? Are we a society hopelessly inept at love, or are the shepherds guiding our bleating hearts more enamoured with fame than fixing fractured unions? Let's peel back the layers on this matrimonial onion. The celebrity counsellor, often armed with a smile as dazzling as their teeth, dispenses pronouncements like confetti at a Kardashian wedding. They're experts i...